Discussie: Uitlaat v2
2 november 2011, 18:35 #61
hyper turbo HU zijn fijn, en swongy
3 november 2011, 04:06 #62
PokerStarsspel #69942227490: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 03/11/2011 3:00:27 CET [02/11/2011 22:00:27 ET]
Tafel 'Chow VIII' 6-max Plaats #4 is de button
Plaats 1: heteriltn ($54.40 in chips)
Plaats 2: LFFF22 ($41.80 in chips)
Plaats 3: cheberina ($5.55 in chips)
Plaats 4: izzie-chiuau ($98.95 in chips)
Plaats 6: NinoPino ($82.70 in chips)
NinoPino: zet small blind $0.25
heteriltn: zet big blind $0.50
*** GESLOTEN KAARTEN ***
Gedeeld aan heteriltn [Js Td Ks Kh]
LFFF22: raiset $1 naar $1.50
cheberina: callt $1.50
izzie-chiuau: callt $1.50
heteriltn: callt $1
*** FLOP *** [Kc 3c 7c]
*** TURN *** [Kc 3c 7c] [7s]
izzie-chiuau: bet $4
heteriltn: raiset $6 naar $10
ilcapote komt aan tafel op plaats #5
izzie-chiuau: callt $6
*** RIVER *** [Kc 3c 7c 7s] [4h]
heteriltn: bet $25
izzie-chiuau: raiset $25 naar $50
heteriltn: callt $17.90 en is all-in
De niet-gecallde bet ($7.10) is geretourneerd aan izzie-chiuau
*** SHOWDOWN ***
izzie-chiuau: toont [Th Ts 7d 7h] (four of a kind, Zevens)
heteriltn: toont [Js Td Ks Kh] (een full house, Koningen over Zevens)
izzie-chiuau won $110.05 van pot
*** SAMENVATTING ***
Totale pot $112.05 | Rake $2
Board [Kc 3c 7c 7s 4h]
Plaats 1: heteriltn (big blind) toonde [Js Td Ks Kh] en verloor met een full house, Koningen over Zevens
Plaats 2: LFFF22 foldde op de Turn
Plaats 3: cheberina foldde op de Turn
Plaats 4: izzie-chiuau (button) toonde [Th Ts 7d 7h] en won ($110.05) met four of a kind, Zevens
Plaats 6: NinoPino (small blind) foldde voor de Flop
fuck brm, deze moet ik altijd winnen
3 november 2011, 12:25 #63
- Lid sinds
Je kan nog altijd disconnect hebben met Royal flush / quads ><
je stats noemen je loose agressive, dat is vrij spewy vs regs tbh.
Ik begin serieus te snappen waarom je zo vaak tegen draws (die op turn/river hitten) aanloopt.
Je geeft je villains een hoop implied odds met je speelstijl.
Mss regelmatig handen posten in tips en tricks waar je buy-ins verliest.
Ik wellicht niet maar er zijn hier mensen die je tips kunnen geven.
Laatst gewijzigd door Hyppocritten; 3 november 2011 om 12:42~ The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing - Socrates
~ Everyone is a hypocrite... - H.
3 november 2011, 13:02 #64
3 november 2011, 15:16 #65
Vorige pagina staat da ge nog 180$ hebt, en nu zet ge hier een hand 50 PLO?
3 november 2011, 15:18 #66
3 november 2011, 15:20 #67
In zijn geval misschien wel...
3 november 2011, 15:30 #68
- Lid sinds
- 9 (91%)
degens gonna degen
3 november 2011, 17:12 #69
- Lid sinds
- 9 (100%)
Als je zo goed bent als prastepius heb je met 2-3 BI meer dan genoeg tbh.
3 november 2011, 17:45 #70
3 november 2011, 18:11 #71
4 november 2011, 16:15 #72
uggh zit ik lekker deep in 15k guaranteed.
raise QQ iemand reraised me ai met 77.
4 november 2011, 16:29 #73
- Lid sinds
- 9 (91%)
hoeveel geshipt dan?
4 november 2011, 16:38 #74
eruit in de bubble.
das deep voor ik.
stond wel in top10
maar die pipo dus ietsje hoger
4 november 2011, 17:26 #75
- Lid sinds
101 Things That Make Me TILT!
1 - Opponents who constantly flat call raises
2 - Typing OMG in the chat box when you lose a 65% / 35% shot
3 - Making a Minus 15 Dollar ev call at the bubble of a SNG then typing 'knew you were bluffing'
4 - Limping Aces
5 - Min Raising Aces
6 - Typing ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ into the chat box
7 - Baby Photos At Stars, Your baby is NOT FUCKING Beautiful
8 - Dog Photos at Stars (could be a cat too - do not want to be petist)
9 - Star-wars influenced Screen names, FFS this stopped being cool in 1982!
10 - Claiming poker is rigged when you lose pair vs overpair hand... do you actually know what 20% means?
11 - Typing TY into the chatbox when nobody said 'nice hand'
12 - Short Stacking
13 - Sitting in a Limit game with 700 big bets in front of you
14 - Typing 'Only at XXXXX Poker' when you bust from a tourney (insert site of your choice)
15 - When you fold the big blind getting 3/1 or even 4/1 with antes against a short-stack shove late in a tourney
16 - When you insta-call my all in with KJ sooted
17 - Screen names containing any variations of teddy and KGB
18 - Bad beat stories of any form at any fucking time
19 - Typing 'only online' in the chat box
20 - Screen names containing the words pimp / daddy etc
21 - Pictures of women who would not even notice you existed - ever - as your screen photo
22 - Playing any 2 suited cards
23 - Min-raising out of position after 4 limpers
24 - Acting like you were Phil Fucking Ivey in a $3 poker tournament
25 - French Players
26 - Reload bonuses which take 500 hours to clear
27 - The adverts which pop up when you switch off poker sites when your boss walks past
28 - People who berate fish online... Do you ACTUALLY KNOW where the money comes from??!?
29 - Anyone who tries to convince you that online poker is really truly rigged, honest, just look at my 600 game donkey-play sample for proof
30 - Typing Jokerstars into the chat box
31 - Believing Ace-jack is an unbeatable monster
32 - Calling your opponents 'bingo players' at the bubble of a SNG with <10 blinds
33 - Raise-folding at that same bubble with 6 blinds yourself
34 - Thinking that any one form of poker is superior to any other, get a life!!
35 - When you give a walk to those medium stacks at the bubble of an MTT
36 - People who ask for private freeroll passwords in the chat
37 - Beggars at the high (or any) stakes tables asking for cash online
38 - Those who think aces give then a fundamental right to a double-up
39 - Eyes in screen photos on Stars / Party
40 - That dumb surfer avatar at Full Tilt
41 - People who limp too many buttons
43 - Those who post coolers / bad-beats onto forums in the guise of asking for strategy advice
44 - Anyone who plays any ace, any where, any time
45 - People who start talking about M, ranges and / or ICM in the chat in a low limit game
46 - Threatening opponents with physical violence in the online chat box - I mean, WFT!!!
47 - Last longer bets...
48 - Typing 'of course' when you have a pair vs Ace-x and the ace hits (aka, not really understanding what 30% means)
49 - Anyone typing 'put you on 99' (for example) based only on a standard pre-flop raise.
50 - Those who join freerolls when blind away because they forgot all about it
51 - Actually make that anyone who plays freerolls ever too
52 - Overcalling a raise, re-raise, 4 bet all-in, call of that 4 bet... with Ace-8 suited
53 - Whining in general in that chat box
54 - Screen pictures of close up eyes
55 - Raising all but one chip
56 - Challenging opponents to heads-up matches you KNOW you can not afford
57 - Offering your opponent 4/1 on an all-in call then berating them for making it
58 - Titan Poker's 'tournament starting' alerts with 5000 pop-up messages
59 - People who type NH every fucking time
60 - Those who call with no pair, no draw and spike their miracle card on the turn
61 - People who think playing at UB is morally reprehensible, yet millions of children dying of easily preventable diseases evry year is just 'one of those things'.
62 - Anyone telling a fish that there is such a thing as VPIP
63 - A big stack at the bubble of a tournament who makes it their personal mission to double up every single short stack at the table
64 - A big stack at the bubble (of a satellite especially) who gives the short-stacked big blind a constant 'walk'
65 - The hoody avatar at Cake Poker
66 - Open limpers in 6-max cash games
67 - Anyone who tries to chat-up the 'ladies' in an online poker game (For fucks sake, there is a minimum 75% chance you are smooth talking some hairy bloke!)
68 - Players who constantly overbet the pot
69 - Complaining that you always bust on coinflips when you actually take several in a row
70 - Trying to look 'tough' by having a scary / horror picture as your avatar
71 - The fact that, even with 2 gig of memory, I can not play at PKR Poker
72 - Typing ZZZZZZZ into the chat box when it is damn obvious your opponent has disconnected
73 - Taking of disconnections nothing worse than losing your internet completely while at the bubbles of 8 $20 SNGs (yep, really)
74 - People from outside of England who display badges of English football teams... just.... WHY?75 - Anyone who mini-raises every hand
76 - Anyone who mini-raises only with aces / kings... and then gets upset when everyone calls and someone doubles up after outflopping them
77 - People who do not adjust to the relative hand strengths in Omaha Poker, but manage to complain when their aces are inevatably cracked.
78 - Going slow to let the blinds go up in a SNG tournament
79 - Anyone who actually believes in a 'Cash Out Curse'
80 - Poker players who believe that they are really really good, just a little unlucky
81 - Saying what you folded after the hand, especially when it was junk that would have made an unlikely straight, for example... "folded 6-3" on a final board of A-4-K-5-7
82 - Pausing an unduly long time before folding EVERY TIME when defending your big blind
83 - The 'Clapping' Animated Smiley at Carbon Poker
84 - Blogs / Forums which contain nothing but bad beats and whining
85 - Set over set
86 - Rabbit Cams (the ones which show what the flop / turn / river would have been)
87 - Anyone who offers to 'chop' at the end of a $5 Multi-table SNG
88 - The chat box morons who rail the 'big name' pros at Full Tilt Poker
89 - Anyone using a lord of the rings picture or name at the table
90 - Players who donk bet the minimum after calling in a 3-bet muli-way pot
91 - Opponents who disconnect, then come back for 1 hand, then disconnect again (repeat!)
92 - Calling the chat moderator service at Poker Stars
93 - Check mini-raising the flop
94 - Showing your big-blind rags when folded to
95 - Showing your strong hands, draws, bluffs or anything else for that matter
96 - Saying GG to every player as they bust, even though they did not even hint at anyfriendliness throughout the game
97 - Pictures of Stu Ungar on Poker Stars
98 - Anyone posting on a forum asking whether their 300% ROI over 167 games or 19PTBB / 100 over 6k hands is good enough for them to 'go pro'
99 - Players who are completely incapable of folding once they have entered a pot (but only if they hit)
100 - Pictures of a pair of aces at Stars... bet you thought it was so fucking original eh?
101 - The thing that tilts me most of all, more than anything else in the world - is YOU.