Dit zijn ze zowat allemaal, de domme tekstjes komen niet van mij, maar pik er dus maar uit wat je aanstaat 
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[KillingSpreeMessage]
EndSpreeNote='s luck left him after encountering
EndSelfSpree=had luck until he unfortunately shot his own foot.
EndFemaleSpree=had luck until she inadvertantely mistook her foot for a monster.
spreenote[0]=is on a hurting spree!
spreenote[1]=is like a wild animal!
spreenote[2]=is earning a higher social position in the tournament!
spreenote[3]=seems impossible to prevent from hurting the other players!
spreenote[4]=is non-denominational-deity like!
[LMSOutMessage]
OutMessage=wisely took some distance from the surrounding violence.
[CTFMessage]
ReturnBlue=caught a flag thief!
ReturnRed=caught a flag thief!
ReturnedBlue=The blue flag magically came back into base!
ReturnedRed=The red flag magically came back into base!
CaptureBlue=successfully brought the blue flag into base! The red team receives extra points for shaking hands with the blue team!
CaptureRed=successfully brought the red flag into base! The blue team receives extra points for shaking hands with the red team!
DroppedBlue=tripped and dropped the blue flag!
DroppedRed=tripped and dropped the red flag!
HasBlue=is attempting to exchange the Blue Symbol of Colours' Equality!
HasRed=is attempting to exchange the Red Symbol of Colours' Equality!
[DeathMatchMessage]
OvertimeMessage=The Equality amongst citizens has yet again been proven !
GlobalNameChange=decided in his mind and body to change name and became
NewTeamMessage=decided in his mind and body to change team and joined
[EradicatedDeathMessage]
EradicatedMessage=followed
[DeathMessagePlus]
KilledString=was hurted by
[DecapitationMessage]
DecapitationString=caught a bullet with the teeth like Superman.
[KillerMessagePlus]
YouKilled=You hurted
YouKilledTrailer=. Pay more attention !
[MultiKillMessage]
DoubleKillString=hurted two persons in a row!
MultiKillString=hurted multiple persons in a row!
UltraKillString=really hurted those persons!
MonsterKillString=A monster is hurting lots of people ! Boooo!
[VictimMessage]
YouWereKilledBy=You have been temporarily laid on the ground by
KilledByTrailer=, and must now click to rejoin the action.
[TournamentGameInfo]
ExplodeMessage= is in multiple places simultaneously!
SuicideMessage= tripped.
FallMessage= does not happen to fly, much to his/her dismay.
DrownedMessage= was convinced of being a fish.
BurnedMessage= measured the lava temperature.
CorrodedMessage= received lethal exposure to a substance of extreme toxicity.
HackedMessage= offered his/her body as raw material for a meat-processing operation.
MortarMessage= fell victim of an automatic weapon.
MaleSuicideMessage= killed his not-so-bright self.
FemaleSuicideMessage= killed her not-so-bright self.
[DeathMatchPlus]
TourneyMessage=Inviting more persons.
WaitingMessage1=Waiting for players to finish concentrating before the challenge.
WaitingMessage2=(Announce your readiness by gently pressing the fire button!)
ReadyMessage=You are about to measure your UT abilities up to those of other players, though this does not in any way tell about individual value.
NotReadyMessage=Take your time to be sure of being ready.
CountDownMessage= seconds before the start of the challenge.
StartMessage=Players are now temporarily aithorized to hurt each other (but do not abuse it!)
GameEndedMessage=was the best at UT, which has no reflection on his/her race or ethnic origin (in which we are all equal).
SingleWaitingMessage=Gently press the fire button to start.
gamegoal=frags are needed to democratically elect a "Best at virtually hurting others" person.
[Assault]
AttackMessage=Go meet your culturally-different friends in their home!
DefendMessage=Do not let your culturally-different friends organise a meeting in your home!
ObjectivesMessage=Press F3 to see what is the protocol for organising a meeting with your friends.
[ChainSaw]
PickupMessage=You can now build a house.
DeathMessage=%k used his %w in an innappropriate manner to lay down %o.
[Enforcer]
DeathMessage=%k used an %w to add some puncture holes to %o.
PickupMessage=You found another Enforcer. Prove the Equality of both hands!
[ImpactHammer]
PickupMessage=You can now build a wall around your home.
DeathMessage="%k used an %w in a very inappropriate manner on %o.
[minigun2]
DeathMessage=%k added some puncture points to %o with a %w.
[PulseGun]
DeathMessage=%k tested his %w on %o who was gentle enough to stand by during the process.
[ripper]
DeathMessage=%o received a fresh clean shave offered by %k.
[ShockRifle]
DeathMessage=%k drained %o's health with a %w.
[SuperShockRifle]
DeathMessage=%o's body was sublimed by %k's %w.
[SniperRifle]
DeathMessage=%k helped %o's head achieve maximum aerodynamicy by adding some unharmful holes with a friendly %w.
PickupMessage=Please do not abuse this weapon.
[Translocator]
DeathMessage=%k fragmented %o's person by artificially causing herself to duplicate %o's locational and temporal coordinates.
[UT_BioRifle]
DeathMessage=%o received lethal exposure to a biological agent used as the projectile of a weapon wielded by %k.
[UT_Eightball]
DeathMessage=%o was put down violently by the rocket propelled grenade firing device currently in use by %k
[UT_FlakCannon]
DeathMessage=%k surgically inserted metal elements into %o's body as a form of body art.
[WarHeadLauncher]
DeathMessage=%k violated the Treaties on Nuclear Weapons and attacked %o with a %w !
[UT_JumpBoots]
ExpireMessage=You should let the jump Boots free now, so they can rest.
[UDamage]
PickupMessage=You have been granted extra destruction power so that you may enforce the Law.
[armor2]
PickupMessage=This will help you try non-violent ways to make peace with your culturally-different friends.
[ThighPads]
PickupMessage=This will help you try non-violent ways to make peace with your culturally-different friends.
[ut_shieldbelt]
PickupMessage=This will help you try non-violent ways to make peace with your culturally-different friends.
[UT_invisibility]
PickupMessage=Your visibility has been temporarily impaired.
[HealthPack]
Pickupmessage=bonus health +
[HealthVial]
Pickupmessage=this magical medicinal fluid makes your health +
[TournamentHealth]
PickupMessage=The Red Cross helps you recover some health: +
[BioAmmo]
PickupMessage=You found some bulbs.
[BladeHopper]
PickupMessage=You found extra razor blades.
[BulletBox]
PickupMessage=You found 8 bullets.
[RifleShell]
PickupMessage=You found a bullet.
[FlakAmmo]
PickupMessage=You found some shrapnel shells.
[MiniAmmo]
PickupMessage=You found 50 bullets.
[EClip]
PickupMessage=You found a clip.
[PAmmo]
PickupMessage=You found extra batteries.
[RocketPack]
PickupMessage=You found rocket proppelled explosive devices.
[ShockCore]
PickupMessage=You found some concentrated electromagnetised fluid in cores form.