Thread: beste friends joke vol. 2.0
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11-09-2005, 15:34 #1Banned
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beste friends joke vol. 2.0
Hellow ,
aangezien ik deze al eens opgestart had een jaarke geleden ,
en in dat jaar al heel veel friends gezien heb.
Maak ik er een 2e versie van.
Hier kan je de beste grappen uit friends posten.
als je iets te koop ervan hebt post hier ook maar.
Grtz
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?
Phoebe and Rachel: Ewwww!
Monica: You can't say that! You don't know! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I...I tried, but I...I couldn't... bend that way. So...
Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel:Ewwww!
Joey: That's right, I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help! If I had too, I'd pee on any one of you! Only, uh, I couldn't. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So...so I uh, I turned to Chandler.
Chandler: AAAaaaaah! ...Joey kept screaming at me, 'Do it now! Do it! Do it! Do it now!' Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
Joey: That's 'cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.no votes
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Phoebe: Do you maybe have, like, a nickname that's easier to rhyme?
Monica: Didn't your Dad used to call you "Pumpkin."
Rachel: Oh, yeah!
Phoebe: Pumpkin? Yeah? But did he ever call you, like, "Budolf?"
Chandler: And you... Ross, I believe if you check Rachel's bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
Ross: You're good. These are not.
Ross: Monica and I have a grandmother who died. You both went to her funeral. Name that grandmother!
Joey (to Chandler): Nana?
Chandler: She has a real name.
Joey: Althea!
Chandler: Althea? What are you doing?
Joey: I took a shot.
Chandler: You're shooting with Althea?
Ross: "Althea" is correct.
Chandler: Nice shooting!
Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. What name appears on the address label?
Rachel: Oh! Chandler gets it! It's Chandler Bing!
Monica: No!
Ross: I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to "Chanandelor Bong."
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use your head!
Chandler: Actually, it's Miss Chanandelor Bongno votes
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11-09-2005, 15:43 #3Approved 9-lifer
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Chandler: "He always likes to call me Chandler Bing... PING!" xD
~ "You don't see faith healers working in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery." ~no votes
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11-09-2005, 16:12 #4Member
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Ross (met een Russische accent): "...this is Vikram!"
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Tis nie waar hé!!!! Snake is nen pépé me nen moustache!!!!!!!!!!!
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11-09-2005, 16:55 #5Banned
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die is goed
Ross : oh no , back in the chinese restaurant I pretend I was a wolly mamoth
Rachel : Ooh I love that
Ross : ofcourse you would , your brains are smaller than mineno votes
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11-09-2005, 17:03 #6Approved 9-lifer
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Monica tegen Ross: "remember when I had an Easy-bake oven?"
Ross: "yeah, you played a little game called uncooked batter eater" xD~ "You don't see faith healers working in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery." ~no votes
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12-09-2005, 14:30 #7Member
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Noem het gerust volume elfhonderdzevenendertig , vraag me af hoeveel keer VT4 al opnieuw is begonnen met Friends, nekeer of tien ?
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De keer toen Joey 2 pizza's at.

Hij had 1 pizza opgegeten en toen at die nog een pizza.
fr!3nd$ !$ t3h $h!t!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!no votes
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Chandler: Paraboem ....tsjh
Joey: Here it is, buddy boy. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
Chandler: Oh, my God, that is so not the opposite of taking someone's underwear.
Joey: Look at me, I'm Chandler, could I *be* wearing any more clothes?
Ross: Every week a TV Guide is delivered to Joey and Chandler. What is the name on the magazine?
Rachel: Oh it's Chandler Bing. Him. Right there.
Monica: No.
Ross: Actually the correct answer is "Chanandler Bong"
Chandler: Ms. Chanandler Bong.
Ross: What is the name of Chandler's father's all male burlesque review?
Monica: Viva Las Gay-gas.
Chandler: Unfortunately, that would be correct.
Monica: [Rachel and Amy get into a cat fight at Thanksgiving] My God! Somebody do something! Stop them!
Joey: What? Stop them? Throw some jello on them!
Joey: [during Ross's speech, Joey laughs every time he hears 'homo erectus'] Ha, Ha, he said 'erectus'.
[notices Rachel is also laughing]
Joey: Erectus?
Rachel: [stifling laugh] No, 'homo'.
Joey: Ross, if homo sapiens actually were *homo* sapiens, is that why they're exctinct?
Ross: Joey, they are people.
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging.
Ross: You know what? I'd better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Joey: The hell with hockey. Let's all do that.
Chandler: From now on, I have no first name.
Joey: So - you're just Bing?
Chandler: I have no name.
Phoebe: All right, so what are we supposed to call you?
Chandler: Okay, for now, temporarily, you can call me... Clint.
Joey: No way are you cool enough to pull off Clint.
Chandler: Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?
Phoebe: Um... Gene.
Chandler: It's Clint. It's Clint.
Joey: See ya later, Gene.
Phoebe: Bye, Gene.
Chandler: It's Clint. Clint.
Joey: What's up with Gene?
Joey: All right they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider.
[takes a glass from the fridge]
Chandler: Taste it.
Joey: [drinks from the glass and puts it back in the fridge] Yep, it's fat. I drank fat.
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago.
Joey: [drinking a beer on the boat] Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river.
[yelling]
Joey: Get out of the way jackass.
[to Rachel]
Joey: Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?
Rachel: That is the Coast Guard.
Joey: You're mean on the boat.
Rachel: What? I was just trying to teach you.
Joey: Well, lesson learned. Rachel is mean.
Ross: Yeeeeeep... Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. I remember when she took me out on her dad's boat she wouldn't let me help at all.
Rachel: Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldn't move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.
Ross: You have to respect the sea.
Joey: I don't get it. Why can't we use the same toothbrush? We use the same soap.
Chandler: That's different. The toothbrush has been in my mouth.
Joey: OK. But next time you're in the shower, think of the first place you're washing, and the last place I washed.
Chandler: Yo, paisan. Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor is a very bad man.
Joey: Frankie? What are you talking about?
Ross: Hey, what's going on?
Chandler: Joey's tailor... took advantage of me.
Ross: What?
Joey: No way. I've been going to that guy for 12 years.
Chandler: Oh, come on. He said he was going to do my inseam, and then he ran his hand up my leg. And then, there was definite... cupping.
Joey: That's how they do pants. First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.
[Chandler and Ross stare at him]
Joey: What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Ross: Yes. Yes, it is... In prison
Joey: I just don't think that I want it that way though, you know? I mean, let's say I do make it, all right? I'm always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or because of... y'know, the Little General.
Chandler: Didn't you use to call it the Little Major?
Joey: Yeah, but after Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it.
Chandler: [about Richard] Oh hey listen, don't be mad at him, it's our fault. I'm sorry we've been hoggin so much of his time.
Joey: Yeah, he's just really great to hang around with.
Richard: Well...
Joey: No, I'm serious. Chandler and I were just talkin' about this. He is so much cooler than our dads.
[Chandler kicks, out of sight]
Joey: I mean, you know, our dads are okay, you know? But Richard is just- ow, ow.
[to Chandler]
Joey: What are you kickin' me for, huh? I'm tryin' to talk here.
Joey: [sees Rachel and Chandler eating cheesecake off the floor] All right, what are we having?
[takes out a fork and starts to eat with them]
RossIf the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: Infiniteno votes
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12-09-2005, 16:18 #10Member
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The one with all the lame, predictable jokes!
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05-10-2005, 21:15 #11Banned
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Stephanie : I'm gonna start with a song I wrote for the first man I ever loved
PLIIIIIIING
Zachary ...
Phoebe (zingt buiten en deur gaat ff open) : Are all invited to bite me
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05-10-2005, 22:31 #12Member
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The one I probably didn't see
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Er komt daar ook een game van uit op PC & PS. Het zou hetzelfde spel moeten zijn dat ze zelfs eens gespeeld waarbij de inzet de appartement ruil was...
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06-10-2005, 11:17 #14Member
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@sphinkx Wordt het een RPG of een First Person Shooter??

...How you doin'........dadadadadadada...bambambam!!!!!!!!!!!NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Tis nie waar hé!!!! Snake is nen pépé me nen moustache!!!!!!!!!!!
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