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    hyper turbo HU zijn fijn, en swongy

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    PokerStarsspel #69942227490: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 03/11/2011 3:00:27 CET [02/11/2011 22:00:27 ET]
    Tafel 'Chow VIII' 6-max Plaats #4 is de button
    Plaats 1: heteriltn ($54.40 in chips)
    Plaats 2: LFFF22 ($41.80 in chips)
    Plaats 3: cheberina ($5.55 in chips)
    Plaats 4: izzie-chiuau ($98.95 in chips)
    Plaats 6: NinoPino ($82.70 in chips)
    NinoPino: zet small blind $0.25
    heteriltn: zet big blind $0.50
    *** GESLOTEN KAARTEN ***
    Gedeeld aan heteriltn [Js Td Ks Kh]
    LFFF22: raiset $1 naar $1.50
    cheberina: callt $1.50
    izzie-chiuau: callt $1.50
    NinoPino: foldt
    heteriltn: callt $1
    *** FLOP *** [Kc 3c 7c]
    heteriltn: checkt
    LFFF22: checkt
    cheberina: checkt
    izzie-chiuau: checkt
    *** TURN *** [Kc 3c 7c] [7s]
    heteriltn: checkt
    LFFF22: checkt
    cheberina: checkt
    izzie-chiuau: bet $4
    heteriltn: raiset $6 naar $10
    LFFF22: foldt
    cheberina: foldt
    ilcapote komt aan tafel op plaats #5
    izzie-chiuau: callt $6
    *** RIVER *** [Kc 3c 7c 7s] [4h]
    heteriltn: bet $25
    izzie-chiuau: raiset $25 naar $50
    heteriltn: callt $17.90 en is all-in
    De niet-gecallde bet ($7.10) is geretourneerd aan izzie-chiuau
    *** SHOWDOWN ***
    izzie-chiuau: toont [Th Ts 7d 7h] (four of a kind, Zevens)
    heteriltn: toont [Js Td Ks Kh] (een full house, Koningen over Zevens)
    izzie-chiuau won $110.05 van pot
    *** SAMENVATTING ***
    Totale pot $112.05 | Rake $2
    Board [Kc 3c 7c 7s 4h]
    Plaats 1: heteriltn (big blind) toonde [Js Td Ks Kh] en verloor met een full house, Koningen over Zevens
    Plaats 2: LFFF22 foldde op de Turn
    Plaats 3: cheberina foldde op de Turn
    Plaats 4: izzie-chiuau (button) toonde [Th Ts 7d 7h] en won ($110.05) met four of a kind, Zevens
    Plaats 6: NinoPino (small blind) foldde voor de Flop


    fuck brm, deze moet ik altijd winnen

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    Citaat Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Prastepius Bekijk bericht
    altijd
    There is no such thing in online poker.
    Je kan nog altijd disconnect hebben met Royal flush / quads ><

    je stats noemen je loose agressive, dat is vrij spewy vs regs tbh.

    Ik begin serieus te snappen waarom je zo vaak tegen draws (die op turn/river hitten) aanloopt.
    Je geeft je villains een hoop implied odds met je speelstijl.

    Mss regelmatig handen posten in tips en tricks waar je buy-ins verliest.
    Ik wellicht niet maar er zijn hier mensen die je tips kunnen geven.
    Laatst gewijzigd door Hyppocritten; 3 november 2011 om 11:42
    ~ The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing - Socrates
    ~ Everyone is a hypocrite... - H.

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    Citaat Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Hyppocritten Bekijk bericht
    There is no such thing in online poker.
    Je kan nog altijd disconnect hebben met Royal flush / quads ><

    je stats noemen je loose agressive, dat is vrij spewy vs regs tbh.

    Ik begin serieus te snappen waarom je zo vaak tegen draws (die op turn/river hitten) aanloopt.
    Je geeft je villains een hoop implied odds met je speelstijl.

    Mss regelmatig handen posten in tips en tricks waar je buy-ins verliest.
    Ik wellicht niet maar er zijn hier mensen die je tips kunnen geven.
    idd. ik suck nog altijd donkeyballs.
    soms speel ik idd te loose

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    Vorige pagina staat da ge nog 180$ hebt, en nu zet ge hier een hand 50 PLO?

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    Vorige pagina staat da ge nog 180$ hebt, en nu zet ge hier een hand 50 PLO?
    Een beetje agro brm maakt toch niet uit.

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    In zijn geval misschien wel...

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    degens gonna degen

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    Als je zo goed bent als prastepius heb je met 2-3 BI meer dan genoeg tbh.

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    Citaat Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Octhellio Bekijk bericht
    Als je zo goed bent als prastepius heb je met 2-3 BI meer dan genoeg tbh.
    idd, oefenen dus octhellio.
    was wel effe lmooi naar 400 gegaan ermee, maar toen sloeg noodlot toe.

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    idd, oefenen dus octhellio.
    was wel effe lmooi naar 400 gegaan ermee, maar toen sloeg noodlot toe.
    vArIaNcE is a bitch

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    uggh zit ik lekker deep in 15k guaranteed.

    raise QQ iemand reraised me ai met 77.
    ik blij.
    flop 772.
    doood.

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    hoeveel geshipt dan?

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    eruit in de bubble.
    das deep voor ik.
    stond wel in top10
    maar die pipo dus ietsje hoger

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    101 Things That Make Me TILT!

    1 - Opponents who constantly flat call raises
    2 - Typing OMG in the chat box when you lose a 65% / 35% shot
    3 - Making a Minus 15 Dollar ev call at the bubble of a SNG then typing 'knew you were bluffing'
    4 - Limping Aces
    5 - Min Raising Aces
    6 - Typing ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ into the chat box
    7 - Baby Photos At Stars, Your baby is NOT FUCKING Beautiful
    8 - Dog Photos at Stars (could be a cat too - do not want to be petist)
    9 - Star-wars influenced Screen names, FFS this stopped being cool in 1982!
    10 - Claiming poker is rigged when you lose pair vs overpair hand... do you actually know what 20% means?
    11 - Typing TY into the chatbox when nobody said 'nice hand'
    12 - Short Stacking
    13 - Sitting in a Limit game with 700 big bets in front of you
    14 - Typing 'Only at XXXXX Poker' when you bust from a tourney (insert site of your choice)
    15 - When you fold the big blind getting 3/1 or even 4/1 with antes against a short-stack shove late in a tourney
    16 - When you insta-call my all in with KJ sooted
    17 - Screen names containing any variations of teddy and KGB
    18 - Bad beat stories of any form at any fucking time
    19 - Typing 'only online' in the chat box
    20 - Screen names containing the words pimp / daddy etc
    21 - Pictures of women who would not even notice you existed - ever - as your screen photo
    22 - Playing any 2 suited cards
    23 - Min-raising out of position after 4 limpers
    24 - Acting like you were Phil Fucking Ivey in a $3 poker tournament
    25 - French Players
    26 - Reload bonuses which take 500 hours to clear
    27 - The adverts which pop up when you switch off poker sites when your boss walks past
    28 - People who berate fish online... Do you ACTUALLY KNOW where the money comes from??!?
    29 - Anyone who tries to convince you that online poker is really truly rigged, honest, just look at my 600 game donkey-play sample for proof
    30 - Typing Jokerstars into the chat box
    31 - Believing Ace-jack is an unbeatable monster
    32 - Calling your opponents 'bingo players' at the bubble of a SNG with <10 blinds
    33 - Raise-folding at that same bubble with 6 blinds yourself
    34 - Thinking that any one form of poker is superior to any other, get a life!!
    35 - When you give a walk to those medium stacks at the bubble of an MTT
    36 - People who ask for private freeroll passwords in the chat
    37 - Beggars at the high (or any) stakes tables asking for cash online
    38 - Those who think aces give then a fundamental right to a double-up
    39 - Eyes in screen photos on Stars / Party
    40 - That dumb surfer avatar at Full Tilt
    41 - People who limp too many buttons
    43 - Those who post coolers / bad-beats onto forums in the guise of asking for strategy advice
    44 - Anyone who plays any ace, any where, any time
    45 - People who start talking about M, ranges and / or ICM in the chat in a low limit game
    46 - Threatening opponents with physical violence in the online chat box - I mean, WFT!!!
    47 - Last longer bets...
    48 - Typing 'of course' when you have a pair vs Ace-x and the ace hits (aka, not really understanding what 30% means)
    49 - Anyone typing 'put you on 99' (for example) based only on a standard pre-flop raise.
    50 - Those who join freerolls when blind away because they forgot all about it
    51 - Actually make that anyone who plays freerolls ever too
    52 - Overcalling a raise, re-raise, 4 bet all-in, call of that 4 bet... with Ace-8 suited
    53 - Whining in general in that chat box
    54 - Screen pictures of close up eyes
    55 - Raising all but one chip
    56 - Challenging opponents to heads-up matches you KNOW you can not afford
    57 - Offering your opponent 4/1 on an all-in call then berating them for making it
    58 - Titan Poker's 'tournament starting' alerts with 5000 pop-up messages
    59 - People who type NH every fucking time
    60 - Those who call with no pair, no draw and spike their miracle card on the turn
    61 - People who think playing at UB is morally reprehensible, yet millions of children dying of easily preventable diseases evry year is just 'one of those things'.
    62 - Anyone telling a fish that there is such a thing as VPIP
    63 - A big stack at the bubble of a tournament who makes it their personal mission to double up every single short stack at the table
    64 - A big stack at the bubble (of a satellite especially) who gives the short-stacked big blind a constant 'walk'
    65 - The hoody avatar at Cake Poker
    66 - Open limpers in 6-max cash games
    67 - Anyone who tries to chat-up the 'ladies' in an online poker game (For fucks sake, there is a minimum 75% chance you are smooth talking some hairy bloke!)
    68 - Players who constantly overbet the pot
    69 - Complaining that you always bust on coinflips when you actually take several in a row
    70 - Trying to look 'tough' by having a scary / horror picture as your avatar
    71 - The fact that, even with 2 gig of memory, I can not play at PKR Poker
    72 - Typing ZZZZZZZ into the chat box when it is damn obvious your opponent has disconnected
    73 - Taking of disconnections nothing worse than losing your internet completely while at the bubbles of 8 $20 SNGs (yep, really)
    74 - People from outside of England who display badges of English football teams... just.... WHY?75 - Anyone who mini-raises every hand
    76 - Anyone who mini-raises only with aces / kings... and then gets upset when everyone calls and someone doubles up after outflopping them
    77 - People who do not adjust to the relative hand strengths in Omaha Poker, but manage to complain when their aces are inevatably cracked.
    78 - Going slow to let the blinds go up in a SNG tournament
    79 - Anyone who actually believes in a 'Cash Out Curse'
    80 - Poker players who believe that they are really really good, just a little unlucky
    81 - Saying what you folded after the hand, especially when it was junk that would have made an unlikely straight, for example... "folded 6-3" on a final board of A-4-K-5-7
    82 - Pausing an unduly long time before folding EVERY TIME when defending your big blind
    83 - The 'Clapping' Animated Smiley at Carbon Poker
    84 - Blogs / Forums which contain nothing but bad beats and whining
    85 - Set over set
    86 - Rabbit Cams (the ones which show what the flop / turn / river would have been)
    87 - Anyone who offers to 'chop' at the end of a $5 Multi-table SNG
    88 - The chat box morons who rail the 'big name' pros at Full Tilt Poker
    89 - Anyone using a lord of the rings picture or name at the table
    90 - Players who donk bet the minimum after calling in a 3-bet muli-way pot
    91 - Opponents who disconnect, then come back for 1 hand, then disconnect again (repeat!)
    92 - Calling the chat moderator service at Poker Stars
    93 - Check mini-raising the flop
    94 - Showing your big-blind rags when folded to
    95 - Showing your strong hands, draws, bluffs or anything else for that matter
    96 - Saying GG to every player as they bust, even though they did not even hint at anyfriendliness throughout the game
    97 - Pictures of Stu Ungar on Poker Stars
    98 - Anyone posting on a forum asking whether their 300% ROI over 167 games or 19PTBB / 100 over 6k hands is good enough for them to 'go pro'
    99 - Players who are completely incapable of folding once they have entered a pot (but only if they hit)
    100 - Pictures of a pair of aces at Stars... bet you thought it was so fucking original eh?
    101 - The thing that tilts me most of all, more than anything else in the world - is YOU.

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