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    hyper turbo HU zijn fijn, en swongy

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    PokerStarsspel #69942227490: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 03/11/2011 3:00:27 CET [02/11/2011 22:00:27 ET]
    Tafel 'Chow VIII' 6-max Plaats #4 is de button
    Plaats 1: heteriltn ($54.40 in chips)
    Plaats 2: LFFF22 ($41.80 in chips)
    Plaats 3: cheberina ($5.55 in chips)
    Plaats 4: izzie-chiuau ($98.95 in chips)
    Plaats 6: NinoPino ($82.70 in chips)
    NinoPino: zet small blind $0.25
    heteriltn: zet big blind $0.50
    *** GESLOTEN KAARTEN ***
    Gedeeld aan heteriltn [Js Td Ks Kh]
    LFFF22: raiset $1 naar $1.50
    cheberina: callt $1.50
    izzie-chiuau: callt $1.50
    NinoPino: foldt
    heteriltn: callt $1
    *** FLOP *** [Kc 3c 7c]
    heteriltn: checkt
    LFFF22: checkt
    cheberina: checkt
    izzie-chiuau: checkt
    *** TURN *** [Kc 3c 7c] [7s]
    heteriltn: checkt
    LFFF22: checkt
    cheberina: checkt
    izzie-chiuau: bet $4
    heteriltn: raiset $6 naar $10
    LFFF22: foldt
    cheberina: foldt
    ilcapote komt aan tafel op plaats #5
    izzie-chiuau: callt $6
    *** RIVER *** [Kc 3c 7c 7s] [4h]
    heteriltn: bet $25
    izzie-chiuau: raiset $25 naar $50
    heteriltn: callt $17.90 en is all-in
    De niet-gecallde bet ($7.10) is geretourneerd aan izzie-chiuau
    *** SHOWDOWN ***
    izzie-chiuau: toont [Th Ts 7d 7h] (four of a kind, Zevens)
    heteriltn: toont [Js Td Ks Kh] (een full house, Koningen over Zevens)
    izzie-chiuau won $110.05 van pot
    *** SAMENVATTING ***
    Totale pot $112.05 | Rake $2
    Board [Kc 3c 7c 7s 4h]
    Plaats 1: heteriltn (big blind) toonde [Js Td Ks Kh] en verloor met een full house, Koningen over Zevens
    Plaats 2: LFFF22 foldde op de Turn
    Plaats 3: cheberina foldde op de Turn
    Plaats 4: izzie-chiuau (button) toonde [Th Ts 7d 7h] en won ($110.05) met four of a kind, Zevens
    Plaats 6: NinoPino (small blind) foldde voor de Flop


    fuck brm, deze moet ik altijd winnen

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    Citaat Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Prastepius Bekijk bericht
    Deze quote is verborgen omdat je deze gebruiker negeert. Weergeven
    altijd
    There is no such thing in online poker.
    Je kan nog altijd disconnect hebben met Royal flush / quads ><

    je stats noemen je loose agressive, dat is vrij spewy vs regs tbh.

    Ik begin serieus te snappen waarom je zo vaak tegen draws (die op turn/river hitten) aanloopt.
    Je geeft je villains een hoop implied odds met je speelstijl.

    Mss regelmatig handen posten in tips en tricks waar je buy-ins verliest.
    Ik wellicht niet maar er zijn hier mensen die je tips kunnen geven.
    Laatst gewijzigd door Hyppocritten; 3 november 2011 om 11:42
    ~ The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing - Socrates
    ~ Everyone is a hypocrite... - H.

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    Citaat Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Hyppocritten Bekijk bericht
    Deze quote is verborgen omdat je deze gebruiker negeert. Weergeven
    There is no such thing in online poker.
    Je kan nog altijd disconnect hebben met Royal flush / quads ><

    je stats noemen je loose agressive, dat is vrij spewy vs regs tbh.

    Ik begin serieus te snappen waarom je zo vaak tegen draws (die op turn/river hitten) aanloopt.
    Je geeft je villains een hoop implied odds met je speelstijl.

    Mss regelmatig handen posten in tips en tricks waar je buy-ins verliest.
    Ik wellicht niet maar er zijn hier mensen die je tips kunnen geven.
    idd. ik suck nog altijd donkeyballs.
    soms speel ik idd te loose

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    Vorige pagina staat da ge nog 180$ hebt, en nu zet ge hier een hand 50 PLO?

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    Citaat Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Slipsnot Bekijk bericht
    Deze quote is verborgen omdat je deze gebruiker negeert. Weergeven
    Vorige pagina staat da ge nog 180$ hebt, en nu zet ge hier een hand 50 PLO?
    Een beetje agro brm maakt toch niet uit.

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    In zijn geval misschien wel...

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    degens gonna degen

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    Als je zo goed bent als prastepius heb je met 2-3 BI meer dan genoeg tbh.

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    Citaat Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Octhellio Bekijk bericht
    Deze quote is verborgen omdat je deze gebruiker negeert. Weergeven
    Als je zo goed bent als prastepius heb je met 2-3 BI meer dan genoeg tbh.
    idd, oefenen dus octhellio.
    was wel effe lmooi naar 400 gegaan ermee, maar toen sloeg noodlot toe.

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    idd, oefenen dus octhellio.
    was wel effe lmooi naar 400 gegaan ermee, maar toen sloeg noodlot toe.
    vArIaNcE is a bitch

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    uggh zit ik lekker deep in 15k guaranteed.

    raise QQ iemand reraised me ai met 77.
    ik blij.
    flop 772.
    doood.

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    hoeveel geshipt dan?

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    eruit in de bubble.
    das deep voor ik.
    stond wel in top10
    maar die pipo dus ietsje hoger

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    101 Things That Make Me TILT!

    1 - Opponents who constantly flat call raises
    2 - Typing OMG in the chat box when you lose a 65% / 35% shot
    3 - Making a Minus 15 Dollar ev call at the bubble of a SNG then typing 'knew you were bluffing'
    4 - Limping Aces
    5 - Min Raising Aces
    6 - Typing ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ into the chat box
    7 - Baby Photos At Stars, Your baby is NOT FUCKING Beautiful
    8 - Dog Photos at Stars (could be a cat too - do not want to be petist)
    9 - Star-wars influenced Screen names, FFS this stopped being cool in 1982!
    10 - Claiming poker is rigged when you lose pair vs overpair hand... do you actually know what 20% means?
    11 - Typing TY into the chatbox when nobody said 'nice hand'
    12 - Short Stacking
    13 - Sitting in a Limit game with 700 big bets in front of you
    14 - Typing 'Only at XXXXX Poker' when you bust from a tourney (insert site of your choice)
    15 - When you fold the big blind getting 3/1 or even 4/1 with antes against a short-stack shove late in a tourney
    16 - When you insta-call my all in with KJ sooted
    17 - Screen names containing any variations of teddy and KGB
    18 - Bad beat stories of any form at any fucking time
    19 - Typing 'only online' in the chat box
    20 - Screen names containing the words pimp / daddy etc
    21 - Pictures of women who would not even notice you existed - ever - as your screen photo
    22 - Playing any 2 suited cards
    23 - Min-raising out of position after 4 limpers
    24 - Acting like you were Phil Fucking Ivey in a $3 poker tournament
    25 - French Players
    26 - Reload bonuses which take 500 hours to clear
    27 - The adverts which pop up when you switch off poker sites when your boss walks past
    28 - People who berate fish online... Do you ACTUALLY KNOW where the money comes from??!?
    29 - Anyone who tries to convince you that online poker is really truly rigged, honest, just look at my 600 game donkey-play sample for proof
    30 - Typing Jokerstars into the chat box
    31 - Believing Ace-jack is an unbeatable monster
    32 - Calling your opponents 'bingo players' at the bubble of a SNG with <10 blinds
    33 - Raise-folding at that same bubble with 6 blinds yourself
    34 - Thinking that any one form of poker is superior to any other, get a life!!
    35 - When you give a walk to those medium stacks at the bubble of an MTT
    36 - People who ask for private freeroll passwords in the chat
    37 - Beggars at the high (or any) stakes tables asking for cash online
    38 - Those who think aces give then a fundamental right to a double-up
    39 - Eyes in screen photos on Stars / Party
    40 - That dumb surfer avatar at Full Tilt
    41 - People who limp too many buttons
    43 - Those who post coolers / bad-beats onto forums in the guise of asking for strategy advice
    44 - Anyone who plays any ace, any where, any time
    45 - People who start talking about M, ranges and / or ICM in the chat in a low limit game
    46 - Threatening opponents with physical violence in the online chat box - I mean, WFT!!!
    47 - Last longer bets...
    48 - Typing 'of course' when you have a pair vs Ace-x and the ace hits (aka, not really understanding what 30% means)
    49 - Anyone typing 'put you on 99' (for example) based only on a standard pre-flop raise.
    50 - Those who join freerolls when blind away because they forgot all about it
    51 - Actually make that anyone who plays freerolls ever too
    52 - Overcalling a raise, re-raise, 4 bet all-in, call of that 4 bet... with Ace-8 suited
    53 - Whining in general in that chat box
    54 - Screen pictures of close up eyes
    55 - Raising all but one chip
    56 - Challenging opponents to heads-up matches you KNOW you can not afford
    57 - Offering your opponent 4/1 on an all-in call then berating them for making it
    58 - Titan Poker's 'tournament starting' alerts with 5000 pop-up messages
    59 - People who type NH every fucking time
    60 - Those who call with no pair, no draw and spike their miracle card on the turn
    61 - People who think playing at UB is morally reprehensible, yet millions of children dying of easily preventable diseases evry year is just 'one of those things'.
    62 - Anyone telling a fish that there is such a thing as VPIP
    63 - A big stack at the bubble of a tournament who makes it their personal mission to double up every single short stack at the table
    64 - A big stack at the bubble (of a satellite especially) who gives the short-stacked big blind a constant 'walk'
    65 - The hoody avatar at Cake Poker
    66 - Open limpers in 6-max cash games
    67 - Anyone who tries to chat-up the 'ladies' in an online poker game (For fucks sake, there is a minimum 75% chance you are smooth talking some hairy bloke!)
    68 - Players who constantly overbet the pot
    69 - Complaining that you always bust on coinflips when you actually take several in a row
    70 - Trying to look 'tough' by having a scary / horror picture as your avatar
    71 - The fact that, even with 2 gig of memory, I can not play at PKR Poker
    72 - Typing ZZZZZZZ into the chat box when it is damn obvious your opponent has disconnected
    73 - Taking of disconnections nothing worse than losing your internet completely while at the bubbles of 8 $20 SNGs (yep, really)
    74 - People from outside of England who display badges of English football teams... just.... WHY?75 - Anyone who mini-raises every hand
    76 - Anyone who mini-raises only with aces / kings... and then gets upset when everyone calls and someone doubles up after outflopping them
    77 - People who do not adjust to the relative hand strengths in Omaha Poker, but manage to complain when their aces are inevatably cracked.
    78 - Going slow to let the blinds go up in a SNG tournament
    79 - Anyone who actually believes in a 'Cash Out Curse'
    80 - Poker players who believe that they are really really good, just a little unlucky
    81 - Saying what you folded after the hand, especially when it was junk that would have made an unlikely straight, for example... "folded 6-3" on a final board of A-4-K-5-7
    82 - Pausing an unduly long time before folding EVERY TIME when defending your big blind
    83 - The 'Clapping' Animated Smiley at Carbon Poker
    84 - Blogs / Forums which contain nothing but bad beats and whining
    85 - Set over set
    86 - Rabbit Cams (the ones which show what the flop / turn / river would have been)
    87 - Anyone who offers to 'chop' at the end of a $5 Multi-table SNG
    88 - The chat box morons who rail the 'big name' pros at Full Tilt Poker
    89 - Anyone using a lord of the rings picture or name at the table
    90 - Players who donk bet the minimum after calling in a 3-bet muli-way pot
    91 - Opponents who disconnect, then come back for 1 hand, then disconnect again (repeat!)
    92 - Calling the chat moderator service at Poker Stars
    93 - Check mini-raising the flop
    94 - Showing your big-blind rags when folded to
    95 - Showing your strong hands, draws, bluffs or anything else for that matter
    96 - Saying GG to every player as they bust, even though they did not even hint at anyfriendliness throughout the game
    97 - Pictures of Stu Ungar on Poker Stars
    98 - Anyone posting on a forum asking whether their 300% ROI over 167 games or 19PTBB / 100 over 6k hands is good enough for them to 'go pro'
    99 - Players who are completely incapable of folding once they have entered a pot (but only if they hit)
    100 - Pictures of a pair of aces at Stars... bet you thought it was so fucking original eh?
    101 - The thing that tilts me most of all, more than anything else in the world - is YOU.

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