Discussie: Vuile moppen
26 mei 2009, 08:51 #61The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "Beer please, nigger."
He hit the roof and said, "Why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "Beer please, honkey."
I said, "Sorry mate, we don't serve niggers in here."A nigger goes into a library and says, "I..."
The librarian interrupts and says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."British weather: it's just like a Muslim; either Sunni or Shi'ite.Don't bother sending your children's toys to Africa.
Can you imagine how depressing it must be for those kids to receive a Tamagotchi that's going to outlive them?I got kicked off 'The Weakest Link' when Anne Robinson asked me, "Why have you chosen Asif"?
Apparently, "Because he is a fucking Paki," is not a suitable answer.Did anyone else enjoy the irony of dozens of Ethiopians and Kenyans racing through London knowing the winner would be awarded an empty silver plate?I would like to point out to Jeremy Clarkson that not all lorry drivers murder prostitutes.
Some of us are too busy mowing down Pakis.
Laatst gewijzigd door stelly; 26 mei 2009 om 09:09
26 mei 2009, 11:33 #62
hilarisch!~Like a Glove~
26 mei 2009, 12:12 #63
26 mei 2009, 12:53 #64A nigger goes into a library and says, "I..."
The librarian interrupts and says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."-> ->
26 mei 2009, 14:07 #65I was at a cash machine when an old lady walked up and asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex.
Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?"
I don't know how you can make jokes about people dying or who are about to die.
My brother died on 9/11, when the twin towers were attacked - he left behind two little girls and a boy.
You lot have no idea of the pain his family goes through every time you mention that date.
Even if people don't visit this sick site, the jokes still continue and are passed around by text, so don't give me that "you shouldn't be looking at our site which is for depraved people like us", it doesn't lessen the grief.
My brother was a good man, it's such a shame that he got caught up in it all and that the FBI didn't question why he was taking flying lessons in the first place.
I so didn't see that one coming!
26 mei 2009, 19:17 #66
Negers hebben ook voordelen zoals:
Je kunt naakt naar een begrafenis gaan of
Je kunt een ingang maken op een witte muur
26 mei 2009, 20:35 #67
26 mei 2009, 21:18 #68
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"
I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people. :')
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Laatste om het af te leren xD
When a man ejaculates, he comes at twenty miles per hour.
Which means it's perfectly safe to hit a child.
Laatst gewijzigd door Tuninboy; 26 mei 2009 om 21:34PSN: -
27 mei 2009, 12:58 #69
kan die site ni op mijn werk zien
27 mei 2009, 14:19 #70
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
what do you do if you see a nigger with half a head
stop laughing and reload
what is black, has 8 legs and scares the hell out of women?
what happens when a jew with an erection runs full speed into a brick wall?
he breaks his nose
how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
feminists can't change anything
What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?
What does 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
What is red and blue, ten inches long that can make a woman scream all night?
A miscarried fetus.
What is the difference between Sarah Palins mouth and VAGINA?
Only 1/4 of the stuff that comes out of her vagoo is retarted!!
Why does Beyonce sing To The Left?
Because black people have no rights.
Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
Because he has holes in his hands.
Why don't you throw a rock at an aboriginal on a bike?
Cause the bike could be yours.
whats blue and fucks old women?
what do you call an epileptic in a wheelchair?
why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest.
acne comes on a boys face after hes 13
Why weren't there any blacks on The Flintstones?
They were still monkeys back then.
Why can't jesus walk on water?
'Cause he has holes in his feet.
Why weren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
They don't have jobs in the future either.
whats the difference between the jews and santa claus?
santa claus goes down the chimney.
Why aren't there any Mexicans in the Olympics?
If they can run, jump or swim they're already in America.×Devil's Advocate×
Herr God, Herr Lucifer / Beware / Beware.
Out of the ash / I rise with my red hair / And I eat men like air.
28 mei 2009, 23:18 #71
29 mei 2009, 07:10 #72
- Lid sinds
- 17 (100%)
Gelijkenis marrokanen en spermacel
29 mei 2009, 12:45 #73---Diesel Power----
29 mei 2009, 13:25 #74I had a German plumber round the other day to fix my shower.
He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply.
I guess old habits die hard.When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."My girlfriend said I've got the biggest cock she'd ever seen,
That's one of the benefits of going out with a 10 year old.I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken.
So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one.What separates humans from the animals?
The mediterranean.How do you know when your girlfriend is too young for you?
You have to make aeroplane noises to get her to put your cock in her mouthA few years ago now, I got kicked out of primary school. The headmaster caught me behind the bike shed, fingering one of the girls from my class.
When I was leaving, he said it was a pity, because he reckoned I was the best Maths teacher the school had ever seen.Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!"
A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.
Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's YOUR mum, is it?"I wanked over a blind girl yesterday.
She never saw me coming.
Laatst gewijzigd door Japser; 29 mei 2009 om 13:53
29 mei 2009, 15:26 #75
I'm not a racist, for all I care everybody is green.
It's just the dark-green ones I can't stand!-> ->