The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "Beer please, nigger."
He hit the roof and said, "Why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "Beer please, honkey."
I said, "Sorry mate, we don't serve niggers in here."A nigger goes into a library and says, "I..."
The librarian interrupts and says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."British weather: it's just like a Muslim; either Sunni or Shi'ite.Don't bother sending your children's toys to Africa.
Can you imagine how depressing it must be for those kids to receive a Tamagotchi that's going to outlive them?I got kicked off 'The Weakest Link' when Anne Robinson asked me, "Why have you chosen Asif"?
Apparently, "Because he is a fucking Paki," is not a suitable answer.Did anyone else enjoy the irony of dozens of Ethiopians and Kenyans racing through London knowing the winner would be awarded an empty silver plate?I would like to point out to Jeremy Clarkson that not all lorry drivers murder prostitutes.
Some of us are too busy mowing down Pakis.