Off topic 2011

[dresse]

nieuw jaar, nieuwe thread, en dit wordt onze nieuwe chart om te zien of een free request toegelaten is:

Should I Work for Free?

[Cranberry]

Zet de vertaler op Afrikaans

Not funny?

[Conqie]

Ik ga die chart dit jaar meer en meer proberen te volgen, heb genoeg for free gedaan. (of voor een belachelijk bedrag)

[Joeri]

Deze is anders ook wel goed om te bepalen of je gratis werk wil doen:


"It's like twitter. Except we charge people to use it."

[Conqie]

Ok. Good luck with your project. If you need anything let me know.
Regards, David.

[dresse]

Strijk gaan met die site "yeah thats not what I was looking for at all."

[Joeri]

Das mijn vaste lectuur op school. Elk artikel al minstens 3 keer gelezen en blijft goed

Mijn favorieten:
Matthew's non theme based fancy dress party
Next time, I'll spend the money on drugs instead.
SA Police. Protecting the community from burglars, murderers and blogs.
"Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus have a sword fight."
I am able to move small objects with my mind.

[dresse]

Die met die spin is hilarisch .
Merci zuh voor die site. al een uur niks bereikt

[w00tw00t]

no fag I live in Charleston west virginia the best country in the world. I wasnt sying it would be a party. we would smash your fucking skull in and if you are calling me a fag you can get fucked becasue I have a girlfriend.

Dear George,
Is she also your sister? I checked out her photos on your Facebook page and while she is not exactly my type, I accept that other people have different preferences. Even when those preferences include facial tattoos and stretch pants constructed from sufficient material to shelter a small village. And their livestock. Some men enjoy dancing with other men without their tops on while others prefer the company of a woman two KFC family buckets away from upsetting the planet's rotational axis.
I read somewhere that Eskimos prefer women of girth as it provides warmth at night. I have seen the size of those igloos though and there is no way your girlfriend would make it through the opening. You could probably just construct one around her and despite the hassle of having to trudge out into the snow every day to catch and prepare the eighty seals required to maintain her mass, it would be like a kiln in there.
If I were an Eskimo, I would build my igloo next to a supermarket or on a tropical beach.
Regards, David.

She isnt fat you fag. and that she got that tattoo is a teardrop becasue her family is dead.

Did she eat them?

Oh man. Ik heb zo hard gelachen met deze reply

[D3C0Y]

haha zalig :')

[Joeri]

Merci zuh voor die site. al een uur niks bereikt

I know the feeling, vraag maar aan mijn docenten

[Cranberry]

Haha David Thorne is een held. Die met de huisdieren op zijn appartement is ook lachen, en met het rookmachine Geen idee hoe ze heten though, vroeger eens allemaal gelezen

[dresse]

heb wel moeite om te geloven dat het allemaal echt is... Volgens mij verzint hij de mails en verzint hij het antwoord gewoon. Wel entertaining...

[DeBuGGeR]

'Tis al meermaals bewezen dat het allemaal verzonnen is, blijft inderdaad wel grappig.

[Conqie]

Mijn hele dag "verspild" aan die site, allright!

[tomh]

VAN HUMOR GESPROKEN
GRTZ PEDRO

[Cranberry]

Kben geen grammar-nazi maar twee keer "hij verzindt" in een zin gaat er wel over ze dresse

[dresse]

Kben geen grammar-nazi maar twee keer "hij verzindt" in een zin gaat er wel over ze dresse

waar?

[Cranberry]

waar?

Hallucinaties Kdenk datk mijn pillen vergeten pakken ben





Chance dat ook bij mods staat wanneer ze hun post aangepast hebben :P

[DeMoN]

ahahaha geweldige site. 'k ga geen werk gedaan krijgen vandaag

I understand the importance the resurrection story holds in your particular religion. If I too knew some guy that had been killed and placed inside a cave with a rock in front of it and I visited the cave to find the rock moved and his body gone, the only logical assumption would be that he had risen from the dead and is the son of God. Once, my friend Simon was rushed to hospital to have his appendix removed and I visited him the next day to find his bed empty. I immediately sacrificed a goat and burnt a witch in his name but it turned out that he had not had appendicitis, just needed a good poo, and was at home playing Playstation.

ja lap.. men bureau vol koffie gespoten